Since the "Swine Flu Scare" has dwindled down because of massive overexposure, leave it to CNN and some orthopedic specialists to come up with a new "epidemic."
"Cell Phone Elbow," is an apparent disease where patients are damaging an essential nerve in the arm, by keeping there elbows bent for too long. By continually holding your phone to your ear it, "chokes the blood supply to the nerves."
Now as most men and some women know that when you get the tingling sensation in your hand, its time to switch to the other hand. I couldn't but help and laugh when reading this statement from Donna Malloy, 66 years old:
"Mainly when I was holding something, I noticed, 'Geez, they're tingling.' It got progressively worse. If you walk around holding the cell phone, after a while you're not sure you have it in the hand anymore."
Apparently just saying that your hand went numb, was a to easy thing to say and not scary enough to get people to freak out. So, since we all will suffer "Cell Phone Elbow," its time for someone to sue AT&T for that damned iPhone.
1st Rule of Home Selling - Bash It! Bash It!
Joesph Young, 23, went a little too far in a heavy drinking session, when he ended up thrashing the luxury home that his firm was selling while the owner was abroad.
Young collected the keys to the £650,000 house from his office so he and two friends could continue to party. Young and Bradley Conway, 23, started the unscheduled demo with ripping out door frames, smashing chairs and statues, and damaging a vintage car in the garage. Conway then stole the keys to the owner's Skoda and went on a drunken joy ride with Young, which the so elegantly put the vehicle into a nearby tree.
Conway admitted guilt to all three charges, but Young was cleared of stealing the car keys and aggravated vehicle taking. Young did plead guilty to causing criminal damage and both will be sentenced in the future.
Mr. Clench, the home owner was in Spain when the failed bash'em brothers pillaged his home. He told the court, it was "obviously not the happiest occasion" when he returned to find the scene of devastation.
Cell Phone Captures Murderer
Anthony Ramirez, 23, left his cell phone behind at the scene of a burglary and suspected of murdering 3 others. Ramirez called his own number and was unaware that a police officer was the person who answered the phone. He wanted to get his cell phone back, but ended up in the pokey.
He is sitting in ail charged with killing a man in Emeryville and suspected in 2 other homicide cases. The burglary took place on May 22nd, when the owner interrupted the break-in. Jumpin Jack Flash fled out the window, but left the phone at the scene.
Ramirez called the phone, while police were investigating the home for evidence. Officer Uri Nieves, told Ramirez that he found the phone and would return it for a fee - at the local Boys and Girls Club. Wondertard Ramirez arrived at the club in a stolen Nissan 350z that had a sawed-off .30-30 rifle inside.
Police Balls Are Squishy
Meet retiree Sam Charles Spuchess, 63, who assaulted a Brisbane police officer during RiverFire. This is Brisbane's biggest annual fireworks event of the year and Spuchess was frustrated for not being able to cross the Story Bridge.
Apparently traffic was blocked for 2 hours during the event and that sent Spuchess in a road rage like none other before. According to Prosecutor Sarah Dennis, she said that Spuchess started yelling at the traffic officer, then grabbed the officers service issued torch and attempted to hit him with it, and finally the genius grabbed the officer's huevos rancheros and squeezed.
So why all the frustration? Was it due to the fact he had run into the police officer's car? Nope. It was all due to the fact the man was missing his wife's birthday.
Spuchess pleaded guilty to one count of serious assault on June 1st and was sentenced to a 12 month prison term. The judge let Spuchess out on immediate parole, because he was "suffering from a depressive disorder," and had a good work history.
She's So Hot, She's Nuclear
Hello Russian non mail order brides... It's that time of year again where some Russian women show that not all of them have extra appendages or 3 eyes. That's right it is the Miss Atom 2009 beauty pageant and they have announced the winners on their official website.
All the winners and contestants actually work in the Russian Nuclear Industry. This is the sixth annual event and hosts beauty's from nuclear energy agencies & research institutions. The ladies hail from Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Kazakhstan and Lithuania.
This year's winner is Yekaterina Bulgakova, who is a legal consultant. Her prize is a wonderful trip to Cuba!
Links:
Realtor Mistake 101
Murder He Dialed
No Squeezy Police Balls
She's Nuclear
"Cell Phone Elbow," is an apparent disease where patients are damaging an essential nerve in the arm, by keeping there elbows bent for too long. By continually holding your phone to your ear it, "chokes the blood supply to the nerves."
Now as most men and some women know that when you get the tingling sensation in your hand, its time to switch to the other hand. I couldn't but help and laugh when reading this statement from Donna Malloy, 66 years old:
"Mainly when I was holding something, I noticed, 'Geez, they're tingling.' It got progressively worse. If you walk around holding the cell phone, after a while you're not sure you have it in the hand anymore."
Apparently just saying that your hand went numb, was a to easy thing to say and not scary enough to get people to freak out. So, since we all will suffer "Cell Phone Elbow," its time for someone to sue AT&T for that damned iPhone.
1st Rule of Home Selling - Bash It! Bash It!
Joesph Young, 23, went a little too far in a heavy drinking session, when he ended up thrashing the luxury home that his firm was selling while the owner was abroad.Young collected the keys to the £650,000 house from his office so he and two friends could continue to party. Young and Bradley Conway, 23, started the unscheduled demo with ripping out door frames, smashing chairs and statues, and damaging a vintage car in the garage. Conway then stole the keys to the owner's Skoda and went on a drunken joy ride with Young, which the so elegantly put the vehicle into a nearby tree.
Conway admitted guilt to all three charges, but Young was cleared of stealing the car keys and aggravated vehicle taking. Young did plead guilty to causing criminal damage and both will be sentenced in the future.
Mr. Clench, the home owner was in Spain when the failed bash'em brothers pillaged his home. He told the court, it was "obviously not the happiest occasion" when he returned to find the scene of devastation.
Cell Phone Captures Murderer
Anthony Ramirez, 23, left his cell phone behind at the scene of a burglary and suspected of murdering 3 others. Ramirez called his own number and was unaware that a police officer was the person who answered the phone. He wanted to get his cell phone back, but ended up in the pokey.He is sitting in ail charged with killing a man in Emeryville and suspected in 2 other homicide cases. The burglary took place on May 22nd, when the owner interrupted the break-in. Jumpin Jack Flash fled out the window, but left the phone at the scene.
Ramirez called the phone, while police were investigating the home for evidence. Officer Uri Nieves, told Ramirez that he found the phone and would return it for a fee - at the local Boys and Girls Club. Wondertard Ramirez arrived at the club in a stolen Nissan 350z that had a sawed-off .30-30 rifle inside.
Police Balls Are Squishy
Meet retiree Sam Charles Spuchess, 63, who assaulted a Brisbane police officer during RiverFire. This is Brisbane's biggest annual fireworks event of the year and Spuchess was frustrated for not being able to cross the Story Bridge.
Apparently traffic was blocked for 2 hours during the event and that sent Spuchess in a road rage like none other before. According to Prosecutor Sarah Dennis, she said that Spuchess started yelling at the traffic officer, then grabbed the officers service issued torch and attempted to hit him with it, and finally the genius grabbed the officer's huevos rancheros and squeezed.
So why all the frustration? Was it due to the fact he had run into the police officer's car? Nope. It was all due to the fact the man was missing his wife's birthday.
Spuchess pleaded guilty to one count of serious assault on June 1st and was sentenced to a 12 month prison term. The judge let Spuchess out on immediate parole, because he was "suffering from a depressive disorder," and had a good work history.
She's So Hot, She's Nuclear
Hello Russian non mail order brides... It's that time of year again where some Russian women show that not all of them have extra appendages or 3 eyes. That's right it is the Miss Atom 2009 beauty pageant and they have announced the winners on their official website.All the winners and contestants actually work in the Russian Nuclear Industry. This is the sixth annual event and hosts beauty's from nuclear energy agencies & research institutions. The ladies hail from Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Kazakhstan and Lithuania.
This year's winner is Yekaterina Bulgakova, who is a legal consultant. Her prize is a wonderful trip to Cuba!
Links:
Realtor Mistake 101
Murder He Dialed
No Squeezy Police Balls
She's Nuclear
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