Happy Friday! I hope everyone is enjoying the March Madness. Its good to see the Men's and Women's teams getting plenty of on-air time. Unfortunately there are a few students in Oklahoma City that may have over "enjoyed" March Madness, due to the outbreak of syphilis.
I understand that it is Oklahoma, but just ask the teens attending parties where unprotected group sexual activity is encouraged to provide some kind of protection. Usually condoms, pills, or anything with Courtney Love in it.
Toad Stomping Goodness
Sydney, Australia - one of the most amazing and beautiful cities in the world is soon to be the home to the biggest toad massacre of all time. The home of the poisonous Cane Toad, has plagued Australians with its breeding rapidly, eating "voraciously", and killing just about anything that dares eat it.
Officials decided that the easiest way to combat this plague, is to hold a festival of mass killing the toads. Keeping a green theme to the massacre they will turn the corpses of the toad into fertilizer for the farmers that have been battling this war for years.
"It's just a circle of poetic justice!" Toad Day Out organizer Lisa Ahrens said. "Seventy-five years later, they're a benefit to the cane farmer."
Now these toads originally came from South America. The Cane Toad is known for spreading disease (salmonella) and producing highly toxic venom.
"The cane toad is probably the most disgusting creature and the most destructive creature," said Queensland politician Shane Knuth, a longtime loather of cane toads who came up with the Toad Day Out idea. "They're killing our native wildlife, they're taking over our habitat and they're hopping all through this country."
Organizers are asking people to capture them in toad traps and to not harm the toads inhumanly. All this article makes me thing of is the "Weasel Stomping" video from Robot Chicken.
McStabbin or Sir Stabsalot?
Oh Canada, well Edmonton, Canada is the location of the next story. 2 men got into an argument in a steam room at Grant MacEwan College, which got one man so hot under the collar that he stabbed the other outside of the steam room later.
Inspector Terry Rochio said that the local police were on a man hunt for 3 men, after the 49 year old man was stabbed in the back in the college's gym locker room.
“It appears from initial interviews there was an argument over, of all things ... the rocks in the steam room,” said Rocchio. “The argument happened in the steam room,” he said. “Some people left, came back and that’s when the altercation took place.”
The inspector also stated that they are not sure if the 3 men that they are looking for did the actual stabbing. Also they were unable to detect what kind of weapon was used to stab the man.
Those Coins Were Not Pulled from a Fountain
A Washington man decided that the best way to pay his traffic ticket of just over $200, was to send change in a plastic bag filled with coins and urine.
County employees told a local TV station (KPTV) that the package didn't smell, until someone opened it. Postal officials have stated that it is okay to mail urine or other fluids, as long as they are packaged properly (not leaking or smelling).
Unfortunately for the Washington Man, the county court has a policy that they can only accept change up to $20. Needless to say, court workers had to return his money. The man now owes $271 in fines and late fees. The county states that they don't intend to pursue the matter any further as long as he pays the $271.
"That's something I can't wrap my mind around," said Sgt. Phil Anderchuk, of the Multnomah County Sheriff's Office. "The thought process of acting consciously and consummating the act of urinating in a box full of coins that someone is going to receive."
Officers interviewed the singer upon his arrival in Miami, but no charges have been filed at this time. When asked about the purported sex act, Cespro's reply was, "I don't recall doing that."
Patricia Perea, 52, of Canyon Gate, Texas told police that she was sitting next to the singer. She continued by saying after about 15 minutes after the plane left the gate, he covered himself in a blanket and began to handle his business, then exposed himself to her.
Links
Don't Lick the Toad
Steam Room Stabbing
This Guy is Pissed
Singer gives himself a beating
I understand that it is Oklahoma, but just ask the teens attending parties where unprotected group sexual activity is encouraged to provide some kind of protection. Usually condoms, pills, or anything with Courtney Love in it.
Toad Stomping Goodness
Sydney, Australia - one of the most amazing and beautiful cities in the world is soon to be the home to the biggest toad massacre of all time. The home of the poisonous Cane Toad, has plagued Australians with its breeding rapidly, eating "voraciously", and killing just about anything that dares eat it.Officials decided that the easiest way to combat this plague, is to hold a festival of mass killing the toads. Keeping a green theme to the massacre they will turn the corpses of the toad into fertilizer for the farmers that have been battling this war for years.
"It's just a circle of poetic justice!" Toad Day Out organizer Lisa Ahrens said. "Seventy-five years later, they're a benefit to the cane farmer."
Now these toads originally came from South America. The Cane Toad is known for spreading disease (salmonella) and producing highly toxic venom.
"The cane toad is probably the most disgusting creature and the most destructive creature," said Queensland politician Shane Knuth, a longtime loather of cane toads who came up with the Toad Day Out idea. "They're killing our native wildlife, they're taking over our habitat and they're hopping all through this country."
Organizers are asking people to capture them in toad traps and to not harm the toads inhumanly. All this article makes me thing of is the "Weasel Stomping" video from Robot Chicken.
McStabbin or Sir Stabsalot?
Oh Canada, well Edmonton, Canada is the location of the next story. 2 men got into an argument in a steam room at Grant MacEwan College, which got one man so hot under the collar that he stabbed the other outside of the steam room later.Inspector Terry Rochio said that the local police were on a man hunt for 3 men, after the 49 year old man was stabbed in the back in the college's gym locker room.
“It appears from initial interviews there was an argument over, of all things ... the rocks in the steam room,” said Rocchio. “The argument happened in the steam room,” he said. “Some people left, came back and that’s when the altercation took place.”
The inspector also stated that they are not sure if the 3 men that they are looking for did the actual stabbing. Also they were unable to detect what kind of weapon was used to stab the man.
Those Coins Were Not Pulled from a Fountain
A Washington man decided that the best way to pay his traffic ticket of just over $200, was to send change in a plastic bag filled with coins and urine.County employees told a local TV station (KPTV) that the package didn't smell, until someone opened it. Postal officials have stated that it is okay to mail urine or other fluids, as long as they are packaged properly (not leaking or smelling).
Unfortunately for the Washington Man, the county court has a policy that they can only accept change up to $20. Needless to say, court workers had to return his money. The man now owes $271 in fines and late fees. The county states that they don't intend to pursue the matter any further as long as he pays the $271.
"That's something I can't wrap my mind around," said Sgt. Phil Anderchuk, of the Multnomah County Sheriff's Office. "The thought process of acting consciously and consummating the act of urinating in a box full of coins that someone is going to receive."
Its not the Solo Mile High Club
Grammy Winning Elvis Crespo is being investigated for allegedly masturbating in front of other passengers on a plane Thursday. A woman said that she saw him performing a sex act on the plane that was going from Houston to Miami, according to Miami-Dade County police. The FBI is investigating the incident, due to the fact the this happened over U.S. Air Space.Officers interviewed the singer upon his arrival in Miami, but no charges have been filed at this time. When asked about the purported sex act, Cespro's reply was, "I don't recall doing that."
Patricia Perea, 52, of Canyon Gate, Texas told police that she was sitting next to the singer. She continued by saying after about 15 minutes after the plane left the gate, he covered himself in a blanket and began to handle his business, then exposed himself to her.
Links
Don't Lick the Toad
Steam Room Stabbing
This Guy is Pissed
Singer gives himself a beating
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