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The desert of Arizona, where the cops rule the land like it was the 1800's. Taking what they want, when they want, and not having to answer for their actions. Only in the great state of Arizona is it possible for the public courts to have bailiffs wander through the court and steal lawyers confidential paperwork.

Now we all have heard stories of dirty cops taking bribes in exchange for some kind of freedom, but this is something that has to be seen to believe. The officer had to know that everything is recorded inside the court house and that he would be caught "red handed." The funny thing about this is that the inmate on trial is the only one originally to see this f-stick with a badge perform this illegal act.

Now we all have seen some very dumb things in our lifetimes, but the statement by the MCSO (Maricopa County Sheriffs Office) was even dumber than the act itself. Here is the video from the court showing the act and with the response that the MCSO gave to the media.



I can't wait to hear the officer's reasoning on why he blatantly violated the law and what charges he will actually face. I also want to thank azcentral.com and Channel 12 news for the video, since I wasn't able to find it on any of the other local networks...

Now I know that some of you are probably thinking that since I'm based out of the US, that I would have made a reference to a NFL team, but I thought I'd share some love to the Australian Football League. I caught a few games and It was actually really entertaining.

Lawyer Takes a Headbutt like a Port Adelaide Player...Wanker

A lawyer's client disagreed with the defense strategy that was unfolding during his trial. Ezequiel Reyes, 25, was on trial for shooting the man he believed was having an affair with his girlfriend, but decided to object to the lawyer's tactics in the most unusual way.

Reyes decided to headbutt his layer, which caused a cut over the lawyer's eye, but didn't help his case. Reyes still ended up receiving 39 years in jail.


The King Will Get You, If You Don't Get A Whopper

The Buffalo Police received a report on Friday, October 23rd that a frozen potato was shot at a 64 year old lady's home.

The frozen potato was fired from "some kind of potato cannon, then a suspicious dark-colored vehicle was seen driving away from the scene."



Zombies Like Fast Food

The first zombie sighting in recent years happened early Sunday morning at an Iowa City Restaurant. A man caught sight of a zombie apparently attempting to order food around 1:17 a.m. in a restaurant south of the University of Iowa.

The would be hero called out to alert everyone in the restaurant and then punched the zombie in the eye. The zombie trying to act as humanly as possible, pulled out his cell phone and went to dial the police. The hero wouldn't have any of this and punched the zombie again, this time break it's nose.

The hero fled, knowing that more zombies would be after him, but luckily the zombie was taken to the, "Hospital," for treatment.

Links:
Lawyer's Not A Fight Club member
Potato Wars
Zombie Savior?

The Home Depot is a proud sponsor of the United States Armed Forces, the Olympics, and even NASCAR. Did you know that they were recognized by G.I. Jobs Magazine as the No. 2 Employer for Military Personnel according to their website. They even tout that they were recognized for its outstanding support of the men and women in the armed services by the Military Officers Association of America, and the United Services Organization (USO).

Now we know that’s not the reason why I'm writing about the Home Depot at all. Let's take a trip down to Florida and meet Trevor Keezer, 20. He is was a hard working young man for the Home Depot for over 19 months, that is until a pin he was wearing got him fired.

Now it wasn't an evil pin or a pin that made fun of your kid or kids. It was a simple pin that had the American flag on it with a line from the Pledge of Allegiance. It said, "One nation Under God, Indivisible," nothing more and nothing less. He has worn the same pin for the last 19 months and it wasn't a problem.

Keezer sees the pin as his way of supporting the Military troops overseas, and his older brother who is going to be heading back to Iraq come December.

Now he may have started to cross a line when he began to bring his Bible to work, but if he read it on his own time, it’s not an issue. A month a manager finally approached him about the pin he wore and told him to remove it or be sent home. Naturally he refused and they sent him home for 6 days without pay, and then they fired him.

Craig Fishel, talking head for the Home Depot of course couldn't comment on specifics, but said that, “The company’s dress code policy states that we do not allow noncompany buttons, regardless of their message or content.”

Then he added the history of Home Depot and their history of supporting the military and they offered company buttons that its employees could wear. Keezer said, “I was cashier of the month and I’ve won six ‘Homer’ awards — that’s the highest award you can get at Home Depot.”

When we will finally draw a line that enough of 'softness' or the best way I have heard it was, "The Wussification of America," has gone long enough and let people by themselves?

Sex Ed Merit Badge, Not In My Scouting Days

Home on the range in Fort Worth, where a volunteer mom is accused of having sex with a teen-aged Boy Scout. Courtney Sheward was charged with sexually assaulting a 16-year-old scout in the troop she oversees.



Sgt. Chad Mahaffey said, "It was through her involvement as a volunteer parent that she met the 16-year-old male victim and a relationship began. As a result of the relationship, they had nonforcible sex."

She was removed from her position on the local troop committee and helping plan activities once the scouts learned of the allegations.

Tired Of Drunks, Shock The Piss Out of Them....Literally

Meet John O'Connor, 46, who was tired of drunken revellers sing, dancing, and urinating against his store front.

He has decided that he will combat this tiring war against the drunk party-goers, by hooking up an electric current on the pavement outside of his music shop. He states that people should sip up of face the electrifying consequences of their actions.

"If anybody persists and continues with the anti-social behavior they'll get a shock, they'll know all about it. The wires are on the ground where I'm greeted every Monday morning with pools of their urine, mounds of their feces. You can see it (wires), it's pretty obvious what's there. There are signs everywhere," O'Connor said.

Links:
Home Depot WTF
There maybe Sex on Your Scouting Trip
Shocking the System