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Jesus Enters The Octagon

With Easter right around the corner, a Missouri church leader decided that to get more people in the pews, he would use a cage-fighting theme. The preacher states that the people disconnected from their faith (especially young men), would relate to the physical strain of the fighters. Then to compare that to the strain of Jesus on the cross.

Pastor Thomas Sykes said, “Jesus took every blow and he wound up being the victor. In the MMA world there is an expression, don't tap out and Jesus didn't.”

She's Got Legs & She Doesn't Know How To Use Them.

We start in Des Moines, Iowa where a woman was charged with driving while intoxicated, speeding, assault on a police officer and interference with official acts.

Sara Ann Fazio, 27, was stopped on Thursday shortly before 2 a.m. by Officer Eric Hartman. She was uncooperative and spit on the windows of the squad car on the way to the station. Then while in the holding area of the station, Fazio started removing her clothing.

Office Hartman described the incident in his report, "About midway through the implied consent advisory, this officer experienced a first after nine years on the department. The driver began stripping off all of her clothes while I read the implied consent advisory -- one clothing piece at a time. Eventually, she got down to a point where she was completely naked and walking up and down the holding area."

Fazio's listed place of employment is The Lumberyard, which is a local strip club.

Microwavable Crack Saves Hours

Lets meet Javaris Kirk, 28, allegedly admitted to making crack cocaine in a microwave. The arrest affidavit shows that he is being charged with six felony charges. Kirk is a convicted felon with no job and was in possession of a firearm with its serial number scratched off.

St. Lucie County Sheriff Detectives found traces of cocaine in glass bowls and 5.5 Ecstasy tablets in his bathroom. They also found a small amount of Marijuana and some hydrocodone pills.

The six charges that Kirk faces are manufacturing cocaine, possession of cocaine, possession of MDMA, possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, possession of a firearm with altered serial number and possession of a controlled substance.

One Sick Puppy

Russell Lewis Oakes, 42, is facing 84 charges in England. Oakes would pose as a Vet and a doctor, assault his patients, and even castrated a pony. While posing as a doctor, Oakes would carry out a blood test and would issue false certificate of results.

Oakes is scheduled to appear in court on July 7th, Oakes will face allegations on fraud, sexual assault, and bodily harm dating back from 2005. Oakes has made an alleged £11,246.35 while posing as a vet and doctor, even though he has had no official training in either field.

Police Egging Local Hookers

Moving onto Gainesville, Florida, where 3 police officers received written warnings for going to the high crime areas while off duty harassing people.

Two officers testified that the purpose of going through the Porter's Neighborhood, was to "harass the prostitutes and drug dealers." They also say that heavy drinking and eggs were involved one time.

The officers involved were Brett Robison, Roy Long, and Joshua Hinson. Officer Kevin Smith is currently working for the University of Florida Police department. According to the court record, each stated that he actions were "stupid" and "Improper."

Links

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