Cow's linked to Alcoholics
FBI Director Robert Mueller was before the United States Congress, humbly discussed the drug policy. Republican Steve Cohen, got him to admit that Marijuana has never actually killed anyone, but immediately followed with the "gateway drug excuse." He even used a unique analogy of drinking milk leads to drinking bourbon.
He's a Turkey
Meet Henry Gasiorowski, 60, from Greenwich, Conn. He was sitting behind a decoy turkey making sweet turkey loving calls, when he was shot in the arm and back.
The Sullivan County Sheriff's office is investigating the mishap between Henry and a hunting companion. Henry is recovering from the shotgun pellets, luckily none of the wounds were life threatening
No Carb, No Brain
Researchers at Tufts University have discovered that dieters who eliminate most/all of the carbohydrates from their diet, scored lower on memory based tests based against those who reduced their caloric intake. the study lasted 3 weeks, were the subjects attended 5 memory-testing sessions during this time.
After a week of the carb restrictions, the low carb group had slower reaction times and faltered during visual-spatial memory. The brain uses glucose as fuel and nerve cells use glucose for immediate fuel. If both aren't able to access the fuel source, you are left with a feeling of forgetful or unable to concentrate.
Safety Off + Pants = Men Cringing Everywhere
Meet Lukas Neuhardt, 27, of Saarbruecken, Germany. This wanna be gangster decided to put a half cocked gun into his pants trying to impress his friends. The moron forgot to enable the safety and of course the gun went off.
This smart thinking genius told paramedics that a masked mugger had shot him in the crotch in a robbery gone wrong. Luckily, police found a hole in his statement, when they noticed that his pants either sewed themselves back together or the bullet never went through the pants.
After surgeons had to stitch back together his manhood, he could be facing facing up to 3 years in jail for violating the new anti-gun laws in Germany.
"Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," said a police source.
Links:
Milk's a Gateway
Hunting OOPS
Low Carbs, Low Brain
Shoots His Manhood
FBI Director Robert Mueller was before the United States Congress, humbly discussed the drug policy. Republican Steve Cohen, got him to admit that Marijuana has never actually killed anyone, but immediately followed with the "gateway drug excuse." He even used a unique analogy of drinking milk leads to drinking bourbon.
He's a Turkey
Meet Henry Gasiorowski, 60, from Greenwich, Conn. He was sitting behind a decoy turkey making sweet turkey loving calls, when he was shot in the arm and back.
The Sullivan County Sheriff's office is investigating the mishap between Henry and a hunting companion. Henry is recovering from the shotgun pellets, luckily none of the wounds were life threatening
No Carb, No Brain
Researchers at Tufts University have discovered that dieters who eliminate most/all of the carbohydrates from their diet, scored lower on memory based tests based against those who reduced their caloric intake. the study lasted 3 weeks, were the subjects attended 5 memory-testing sessions during this time.
After a week of the carb restrictions, the low carb group had slower reaction times and faltered during visual-spatial memory. The brain uses glucose as fuel and nerve cells use glucose for immediate fuel. If both aren't able to access the fuel source, you are left with a feeling of forgetful or unable to concentrate.
Safety Off + Pants = Men Cringing Everywhere
Meet Lukas Neuhardt, 27, of Saarbruecken, Germany. This wanna be gangster decided to put a half cocked gun into his pants trying to impress his friends. The moron forgot to enable the safety and of course the gun went off.
This smart thinking genius told paramedics that a masked mugger had shot him in the crotch in a robbery gone wrong. Luckily, police found a hole in his statement, when they noticed that his pants either sewed themselves back together or the bullet never went through the pants.
After surgeons had to stitch back together his manhood, he could be facing facing up to 3 years in jail for violating the new anti-gun laws in Germany.
"Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," said a police source.
Links:
Milk's a Gateway
Hunting OOPS
Low Carbs, Low Brain
Shoots His Manhood
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