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New Father's Application for Father of the Year
Let Me introduce you to Christopher Donnie Smith Sr., 41, of Lexington Park. On May 4th the sheriff's office learn that the man had assaulted his 13 year old son, by shoving the kid down the stairs. To propel himself as the number 1 contender for father of the year, he decided to punch his 16 yr old daughter in the face several time. He finished out his application with taking a handgun and aiming it at his wife and proceeded to tell her, "I'm gonna make you famous, I don't have nothing to lose."

What makes his application stand out is the propensity for violence and the fact his son was wearing leg braces at the time of the assault. This guy is such a winner.



Math Teach Learn the Answer to Pi
Meet Allen James Guerin, 28, from Haines City, Florida. Guerin was arrested for unlawful sexual activity with certains minors. Guerin is married and recently became a father.

Guerin developed a personal relation with a 16 yr old student that he met when coaching cross country, back in August of 2008. He kept contact with the girl via text messages and cell phones. The genius decided that posting about his new found love on his Myspace page was a good idea. He stepped up his game when he started getting physical in Jan.

A few days later of completing his conquest, he told the girl that his wife found out about their relationship, because of the MySpace page and that he had to end it. Then on Thursday, May 7th, the girl asked Guerin what to say about their intimate relationship and he replied with, " tell them it's not true, say nothing happened, and deny it."

Sheriff Grady Judd said, "I do not understand why highly educated school teachers continue to engage in sexual relationships with the students they are entrusted to teach, but I promise that we will continue to put those in jail who take advantage of our children."



Throwning Missiles at Cops
Justin Keith Campbell, 23, from Georgia is an airman for the United States. He was attempting to get a ride from an Okaloosa Sheriff's officer, by throwing rocks at the patrol car.

The deputy noted that he had to take evasive actions, so he wouldn't loose a windshield from Nolan Ryan. The airman was charged with throwing deadly missiles at an occupied car and criminal mischief.



Wii Solves Murder
Johnny Collins, 38, of Miami, Florida is set to be charged with the murder of 40 year old Nestor Estifani. Estifani had his throat slashed after a three-some took a wicked turn.

Police were able to life a fingerprint off the Nintendo Wii, which helped them identify the murder.

The murder was first reported when he was found by his boyfriend Dr. Cody Smith. Smith was returning from a business trip out of town. The house was ransacked, but Collins left the Nintendo Wii behind, which had another man's prints on it.

The man has a long history of robbery and drug convictions. During his questioning by police that he told them about the drinking, doing drugs, and sexual romp gone wrong.

He told police that Collins told him that he cut the man, "From ear to ear." Backing the story, police were able to confirm that the man-goo found on Estefani was matched to Collins.


Links:

Father of the Year

Math Teacher Fails

Missiles at Cops

CSI Wii

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