All In The Family
Welcome to the Wonderful area known as Greeley, Colorado. A family decided that they would all attack a former girlfriends of their eldest son, took a turn for the bizarre. The hair pulling and fisticuffs antics turned into a 10 hour standoff with Greeley Police on Monday.
Christina Vanderclip had driven by the home of her former boyfriend, apparently described by some as her "common-law" husband Travis Schneller. She noticed him at the house and decided to stop to talk to him. Travis, 24, decided this was the good time to hit her and pull her hair.
Luckily his mother, Kimberly Schneller, 47, used logic and decided to jump on the back of Vanderclip and also joined in the hair pulling. Not wanting to be left out of the one sided attack, Michael Schneller, 18, and Robert Schneller, 47, decided to help attack the woman. Robert attempted to choke the woman and utilize a stun gun on her, but somehow failed. Finally, Vanderclip's friend was able to help pull her away from the family full of anger and hate. As they drove away from the home they called the police.
This is when the family decides to make it an interesting day for local police. The Greeley police had to get a district judge to sign a arrest warrant, because they refused to open the door for police. This only took six hours from the time of the standoff. The entire family was arrested, but its never that easy.
While the police were in the home, they found a marijuana plant and some related paraphernalia. So the police actually had to go and get another warrant to seize the plant. That only took another 2 hours to get it signed.
Someone Should Drag This Ass
Welcome to the Windy City. Meet super-douche Larry Chambers, 62, who was charged with animal cruelty. He decided that it was smart to drag his 8 month old puppy behind his car, as he drove down Western Avenue.
Luckily, an off-duty Chicago police officer saw the dog being dragged and had the man arrested on June 1st. Wondertard Chambers, told the police that he was angry at the dog and decided to tie it to the back of the car. Now to leave the charges at such a small level, wouldn't get you the super-douche title, but deciding to resist arrest and punch the off-duty officer in the chest... Now that's a start. The dog survived the horrific ordeal, but unfortunately was skinned over much of its body.
For those in the Chicago area, Chambers is scheduled to appear in court on July 22nd at 1:30 PM. Maybe someone can convince a judge to tie him to a back of a car and drag his ass down a road.
This Is Madness
Spartan Men and Women were warriors, but this is a little weird even for them. We travel to Sparta, Michigan, where a local man is under arrest for breaking into a neighbor's home while wearing boxer shorts and a woman's bra.
This nightmare actually happened on Elm Street around 5:30 am in Sparta. Jacob Fast, 20, wasn't fast enough, when Lisa Collins, found him going through her car. As she dialed 911, she startled the man, who promptly sauntered back to his house... 2 doors down the street.
Lisa Collins says, "I was actually kind of worried. He was in a bra and boxers and he's going through my car. I didn't know what to think. I didn't know who he was. I was panicked, I was screaming."
When officers arrived, they went to Fast's home and he refused to come out. Police eventually got a search warrant and went into the home. He was not arrested wearing the bra, but it was inside his home. Fast told police that he had been outside all night and was intoxicated.
Shrooms Did It
We will end our trip in Manatee County, Florida. Meet Jeffery Moore, 19, who was arrested after being found in a cow pasture collecting shrooms. The problem was the fact the Moore was wielding a crossbow at the time.
Moore and 3 others were spotted by a County Sheriff's helicopter in the cow pasture, but I think the shrooms really messed with his brains. He was seen laying face down in an attempt to hide from the helicopter spotlight.
Police quickly found Moore holding a small crossbow and a slingshot.
Moore told the police that he was in the pasture collecting mushrooms for drug consumption, but the weapons were only for protection from the cows...and the little green guy sitting on my shoulder.
Links
Family Circus Sweating like a Dog
Tonight We Dine At Arby's
What Green Man? Thats a Cow
Welcome to the Wonderful area known as Greeley, Colorado. A family decided that they would all attack a former girlfriends of their eldest son, took a turn for the bizarre. The hair pulling and fisticuffs antics turned into a 10 hour standoff with Greeley Police on Monday.
Christina Vanderclip had driven by the home of her former boyfriend, apparently described by some as her "common-law" husband Travis Schneller. She noticed him at the house and decided to stop to talk to him. Travis, 24, decided this was the good time to hit her and pull her hair.
Luckily his mother, Kimberly Schneller, 47, used logic and decided to jump on the back of Vanderclip and also joined in the hair pulling. Not wanting to be left out of the one sided attack, Michael Schneller, 18, and Robert Schneller, 47, decided to help attack the woman. Robert attempted to choke the woman and utilize a stun gun on her, but somehow failed. Finally, Vanderclip's friend was able to help pull her away from the family full of anger and hate. As they drove away from the home they called the police.
This is when the family decides to make it an interesting day for local police. The Greeley police had to get a district judge to sign a arrest warrant, because they refused to open the door for police. This only took six hours from the time of the standoff. The entire family was arrested, but its never that easy.
While the police were in the home, they found a marijuana plant and some related paraphernalia. So the police actually had to go and get another warrant to seize the plant. That only took another 2 hours to get it signed.
Someone Should Drag This Ass
Welcome to the Windy City. Meet super-douche Larry Chambers, 62, who was charged with animal cruelty. He decided that it was smart to drag his 8 month old puppy behind his car, as he drove down Western Avenue.
Luckily, an off-duty Chicago police officer saw the dog being dragged and had the man arrested on June 1st. Wondertard Chambers, told the police that he was angry at the dog and decided to tie it to the back of the car. Now to leave the charges at such a small level, wouldn't get you the super-douche title, but deciding to resist arrest and punch the off-duty officer in the chest... Now that's a start. The dog survived the horrific ordeal, but unfortunately was skinned over much of its body.
For those in the Chicago area, Chambers is scheduled to appear in court on July 22nd at 1:30 PM. Maybe someone can convince a judge to tie him to a back of a car and drag his ass down a road.
This Is Madness
Spartan Men and Women were warriors, but this is a little weird even for them. We travel to Sparta, Michigan, where a local man is under arrest for breaking into a neighbor's home while wearing boxer shorts and a woman's bra.
This nightmare actually happened on Elm Street around 5:30 am in Sparta. Jacob Fast, 20, wasn't fast enough, when Lisa Collins, found him going through her car. As she dialed 911, she startled the man, who promptly sauntered back to his house... 2 doors down the street.
Lisa Collins says, "I was actually kind of worried. He was in a bra and boxers and he's going through my car. I didn't know what to think. I didn't know who he was. I was panicked, I was screaming."
When officers arrived, they went to Fast's home and he refused to come out. Police eventually got a search warrant and went into the home. He was not arrested wearing the bra, but it was inside his home. Fast told police that he had been outside all night and was intoxicated.
Shrooms Did It
We will end our trip in Manatee County, Florida. Meet Jeffery Moore, 19, who was arrested after being found in a cow pasture collecting shrooms. The problem was the fact the Moore was wielding a crossbow at the time.
Moore and 3 others were spotted by a County Sheriff's helicopter in the cow pasture, but I think the shrooms really messed with his brains. He was seen laying face down in an attempt to hide from the helicopter spotlight.
Police quickly found Moore holding a small crossbow and a slingshot.
Moore told the police that he was in the pasture collecting mushrooms for drug consumption, but the weapons were only for protection from the cows...and the little green guy sitting on my shoulder.
Links
Family Circus Sweating like a Dog
Tonight We Dine At Arby's
What Green Man? Thats a Cow
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