Now I know that some of you are probably thinking that since I'm based out of the US, that I would have made a reference to a NFL team, but I thought I'd share some love to the Australian Football League. I caught a few games and It was actually really entertaining.
Lawyer Takes a Headbutt like a Port Adelaide Player...Wanker
A lawyer's client disagreed with the defense strategy that was unfolding during his trial. Ezequiel Reyes, 25, was on trial for shooting the man he believed was having an affair with his girlfriend, but decided to object to the lawyer's tactics in the most unusual way.
Reyes decided to headbutt his layer, which caused a cut over the lawyer's eye, but didn't help his case. Reyes still ended up receiving 39 years in jail.
The King Will Get You, If You Don't Get A Whopper
The Buffalo Police received a report on Friday, October 23rd that a frozen potato was shot at a 64 year old lady's home.
The frozen potato was fired from "some kind of potato cannon, then a suspicious dark-colored vehicle was seen driving away from the scene."
Zombies Like Fast Food
The first zombie sighting in recent years happened early Sunday morning at an Iowa City Restaurant. A man caught sight of a zombie apparently attempting to order food around 1:17 a.m. in a restaurant south of the University of Iowa.
The would be hero called out to alert everyone in the restaurant and then punched the zombie in the eye. The zombie trying to act as humanly as possible, pulled out his cell phone and went to dial the police. The hero wouldn't have any of this and punched the zombie again, this time break it's nose.
The hero fled, knowing that more zombies would be after him, but luckily the zombie was taken to the, "Hospital," for treatment.
Links:
Lawyer's Not A Fight Club member
Potato Wars
Zombie Savior?
Lawyer Takes a Headbutt like a Port Adelaide Player...Wanker
A lawyer's client disagreed with the defense strategy that was unfolding during his trial. Ezequiel Reyes, 25, was on trial for shooting the man he believed was having an affair with his girlfriend, but decided to object to the lawyer's tactics in the most unusual way.
Reyes decided to headbutt his layer, which caused a cut over the lawyer's eye, but didn't help his case. Reyes still ended up receiving 39 years in jail.
The King Will Get You, If You Don't Get A Whopper
The Buffalo Police received a report on Friday, October 23rd that a frozen potato was shot at a 64 year old lady's home.
The frozen potato was fired from "some kind of potato cannon, then a suspicious dark-colored vehicle was seen driving away from the scene."
Rumors have circulated and The King is being being listed as a possible suspect, especially after the following videos emerged online:
Zombies Like Fast Food
The first zombie sighting in recent years happened early Sunday morning at an Iowa City Restaurant. A man caught sight of a zombie apparently attempting to order food around 1:17 a.m. in a restaurant south of the University of Iowa.
The would be hero called out to alert everyone in the restaurant and then punched the zombie in the eye. The zombie trying to act as humanly as possible, pulled out his cell phone and went to dial the police. The hero wouldn't have any of this and punched the zombie again, this time break it's nose.
The hero fled, knowing that more zombies would be after him, but luckily the zombie was taken to the, "Hospital," for treatment.
Links:
Lawyer's Not A Fight Club member
Potato Wars
Zombie Savior?
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