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Everytime She Makes A Right...Take A Shot!

Welcome to Dade City, Florida! Thursday evening, Genoveva Amacenda-Velona, was arrested for DUI and has created a possible new Drunk Driving category.

She was caught with her own party station in the car. She had half a bottle of Cuervo and the sliced limes on the console, but no salt anywhere to be found. The other odd part of her setup was the two kids that were taken along for the ride. The kids aged 7 and 9 were wearing seat belts, but that wouldn't save them from the crazy that is their mother.

She was originally being pulled over because her passenger side headlight was out and it was 7:30 at night. The Deputy got another surprise when he got to the window. Amacenda-Velona's blood alcohol level was 0.233, which is freaking three times the legal limit. Since Amacenda-Velona doesn't speak English, she told police through an interpreter that she only had 3 or 4 beers at a friends house.

Amacenda-Velona, 30, is being charged with Child Neglect, DUI, No Registration, and of course not having a Valid Driver's License. She was also nominated to be the first ever recipient of the Driving Under Mixed Alcohol Stupidity award, also known as a DUMAS Award. It is pronounced Dumb Ass...

This Mother is a Dumbass

Comments (1)

This doesn't surprise me. The nest DUI report is going to have a tap in the car...just wait.

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